by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019

Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
by Dairylover69 November 10, 2020

person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021

by theloveguru October 3, 2020

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick
by Sam's real February 2, 2020

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
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by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019
