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national grab dick day

on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick
bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*
by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019
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Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.

People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend

• best friend

• side pieces

• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day

Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
by Dairylover69 November 10, 2020
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suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE
person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021
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kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨
hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john
by theloveguru October 3, 2020
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National suck a dick day

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick
Hey its national suck a dick day!

Perfect whip it out already
by Sam's real February 2, 2020
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024
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National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like
Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day
by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019
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