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Cooper DeJean

1 • Is not a safety

• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one

• CB1

2. • Is Cornerback one

• locked down your number one option

• A punt returner

• Almost cribbed the punt return

• Be locking down your slot

3. • Super Bowl Champion

• Aquarius

• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday

• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*

Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”

Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”

FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go

“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
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Dirty Deasean

Dirty Deasean: While engaging in man on mam homoerotic foreplay one partner aggressively grabs the pubic hair of his lover and twists the hair into a tight ball before ripping the crab infe. sted hair ball up and out, : following further up until he delivers a crustacean filled pupe punch to his butt buddies mouth
I watched my neighbors take turns giving each other the Dirty Deasean through their window from the bushes outside their house
by DyNasty McKool November 8, 2025
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Big ball desease

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me fr type shi i have Big Ball Desease
by IonizedCopper April 9, 2023
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