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Crackhead

Wow that is a mad crackhead he need some cro to calm down
by Ganglyeyes January 6, 2019
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Crackhead

You.
You're just a f*cking crackhead okay. Get used to it.
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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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Crackhead

Band children at 7am in the band room on the day of a competition
Non-band kid: Do you see those crackheads over there?
Band kid: *balancing trumpets on their heads whilst screaming and doing cartwheels*
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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crackhead

You are a person who is named Emily, all your friends call you a crackhead.
Omg Emily you are such a crackhead.
Emily is SUCH a crackhead
by SimplyKristellx May 30, 2021
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Crackhead

Being in a friend group you would know what this means, it means you say things you know could mess up your friendship with someone but knowing the people you hang out with is a crackhead to, being a crackhead is also just being crazy all the time and when you and all your friends in a group chat stay up until 5:30 am in the morning texting each other keeping each other up.
you are such a crackhead XD
by Bailee U3U April 13, 2020
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Crackhead Clout

When one crack head “beats up” another crackhead and therefore thinks they have clout.-crackhead clout
Chelsea does crack and she beat up Megan who is also a crackhead so she thinks she’s hot shit now. Got that Crackhead clout.
by Stonerstitch January 20, 2022
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