River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.
The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
by c_M_p June 27, 2012
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corn dni

a phrase against Steve cobs on inanimate insanity, a very hated character, tbh though, he deserves it lol
person 1: I have Steve cobs
person 2: so, corn dni?
person1: yes, corn dni.
by yabadabad00 September 12, 2022
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cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.
I enjoy cornning the ham
by cloakchoke January 09, 2011
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in tall corn

AKA in tall cotton, surrounded by greatness, awesomeness. The epitomy of being surrounded by awesome shit. A country expression.
I went to the club and 4 slampieces were making me sandwiches and buying me drinks, i was in tall corn.

Me and Jimmy went hunting, we shot 14 coons, we were in tall corn.
by bigman1013 January 14, 2012
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Corn Exchange

A trendy shopping centre in Leeds, U.K. often perceived as "scary" because it is a hang out place for moshers, goths and emos - however this is not strictly true. The people outside aren't trouble-makers or thugs - they are friendly youths just doing what they enjoy. If you step inside, you will notice the sophisticated shops and stalls create a lovely atmosphere, rather the opposite to what people expect after seeing the outside.
"I can't find anything to wear for the party.."
"Try at the corn exchange there's always great, fashionable and alternative clothes there!"
by Holleh!! October 14, 2006
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Corn Waffle

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.
When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"
by Josh McSquatnick December 10, 2007
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creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
by wzylvr09 July 01, 2009
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