Corn Cufflink

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

by L.C.M April 26, 2011

corn beep

something that a filipino mom/dad would say when their child is asking whats for dinner.

Child: Mom whats for dinner?
Filipino mom: corn beep and rice hope you like!
Child: corn beep what? Corn beeps now??
Filipino mom: C.O.R.N B.E.E.F tanga ka.

by - dont touch my fries biatch - November 11, 2019

corn dni

a phrase against Steve cobs on inanimate insanity, a very hated character, tbh though, he deserves it lol

person 1: I have Steve cobs
person 2: so, corn dni?
person1: yes, corn dni.

by yabadabad00 September 12, 2022

Corn Nibblers

When a girl smiles and her teeth are so small all you see are gums and nubs

Look at the corn nibblers on that bitch!

by Escape10 January 10, 2010

Corn Exchange

A trendy shopping centre in Leeds, U.K. often perceived as "scary" because it is a hang out place for moshers, goths and emos - however this is not strictly true. The people outside aren't trouble-makers or thugs - they are friendly youths just doing what they enjoy. If you step inside, you will notice the sophisticated shops and stalls create a lovely atmosphere, rather the opposite to what people expect after seeing the outside.

"I can't find anything to wear for the party.."
"Try at the corn exchange there's always great, fashionable and alternative clothes there!"

by Holleh!! October 14, 2006

Corn Waffle

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.

When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"

by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008

creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.

"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"

by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009