Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.
by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015
Get the boner cornmug. A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.
The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
by c_M_p June 28, 2012
Get the River Cornmug. It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
by Andrestor July 5, 2008
Get the Corn in the toiletmug. To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.
Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
by L.C.M April 26, 2011
Get the Corn Cufflinkmug. A trendy shopping centre in Leeds, U.K. often perceived as "scary" because it is a hang out place for moshers, goths and emos - however this is not strictly true. The people outside aren't trouble-makers or thugs - they are friendly youths just doing what they enjoy. If you step inside, you will notice the sophisticated shops and stalls create a lovely atmosphere, rather the opposite to what people expect after seeing the outside.
"I can't find anything to wear for the party.."
"Try at the corn exchange there's always great, fashionable and alternative clothes there!"
"Try at the corn exchange there's always great, fashionable and alternative clothes there!"
by Holleh!! October 14, 2006
Get the Corn Exchangemug. When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"
by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008
Get the Corn Wafflemug. there are many names for this one; part of the body that separates nuts from anus or vaj-j from anus. also believed to be your center of gravity.
by moon v November 22, 2007
Get the corn stripmug.