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in tall corn

AKA in tall cotton, surrounded by greatness, awesomeness. The epitomy of being surrounded by awesome shit. A country expression.
I went to the club and 4 slampieces were making me sandwiches and buying me drinks, i was in tall corn.

Me and Jimmy went hunting, we shot 14 coons, we were in tall corn.
by bigman1013 January 20, 2012
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cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.
I enjoy cornning the ham
by cloakchoke January 9, 2011
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Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.
I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.
by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018
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Corn in the toilet

It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
by Andrestor July 5, 2008
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Corn Waffle

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.
When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"
by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008
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Corn Exchange

A trendy shopping centre in Leeds, U.K. often perceived as "scary" because it is a hang out place for moshers, goths and emos - however this is not strictly true. The people outside aren't trouble-makers or thugs - they are friendly youths just doing what they enjoy. If you step inside, you will notice the sophisticated shops and stalls create a lovely atmosphere, rather the opposite to what people expect after seeing the outside.
"I can't find anything to wear for the party.."
"Try at the corn exchange there's always great, fashionable and alternative clothes there!"
by Holleh!! October 14, 2006
mugGet the Corn Exchangemug.

creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009
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