Coochie Uzi

A monument that a vagina is stored into to preserve warm.

It’s a fucking coochie uzi

by Bread Mobb March 30, 2020

coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020

Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

COOCHI MAN

GOD

Guy 1 - "Did you here coochi man died!?"

Guy 2 - "Thats not possible"

by xXCumMaster42096Xx December 11, 2020

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

coochie cabra

Thirsty ass thot who's out late at night trying to get laid or free shit

That coochie cabra is trying to get me to buy her a bottle

by gangstascientist September 20, 2017