Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020

coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

coochie killer

The self-given name for the guy at the gym who thinks he's the shit, but usually isn't.

Jason: I'm the coochie killer...
Everyone else: ...

by 2legit2queef February 22, 2021

Dingy Coochie

Nasty/Dirty pussy.

Bruh she has a dingy coochie.

by Shitjustgotreallikefr November 4, 2016

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

by MegaSchein December 11, 2022

Coochie Credit

When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.

Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.

Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!

by AniboioK October 22, 2019