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commander erwin

sucky sucky now! big thighs lemme sit 💃 ass up for that man
by commander erwins whore July 17, 2021
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cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy
by Cooter Commander March 1, 2017
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rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'
that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.
Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!
by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019
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Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."
by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022
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master commander

Being the best at something (i.e. relationships, games, dancing, singing, etc.)
John: Shoot the ball!
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*
by Eatmymastercomm January 7, 2018
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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