by commander erwins whore July 17, 2021

by Cooter Commander March 1, 2017

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

John: Shoot the ball!
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*
Ken: *shoots ball and makes basket* I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER! *pumps fist in air at sound of buzzer. Another game won*
by Eatmymastercomm January 7, 2018

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
