Comfortably Numb

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.

Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

by 7568ino December 28, 2023

Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.

Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world

by anonymous March 28, 2021

slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort

Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort

by Mrbeanman October 24, 2017

comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023