Christian

pretty attractive, funny, smart guy. he's a handful at times and sometimes annoying, but still lovable. he always puts those he loves the most first and himself last. his girlfriend is beautiful and he wont leave her. he is the guy you want to marry.

Christian is amazing.

by 08061993 January 6, 2012

christianity

Christianity is a monotheisic religion that originated from Judaism. There are many denomiations of Christianity and every one of them is different. You have the up-tight Baptists, The guilt-ridden Catholics, the laid-back Methodists, and the very loose Episcopals (my denomiation). It is pretty ignorant to say that all Christians are close-minded and/or hateful. This is untrue for true christians are accepting and try to be loving like Christ.

Examples of the denominations of christianity:

Baptist Prayer-"Lord Almighty, I have sinned badly and please spare me from eternal damnation!"

Catholic Prayer-"Our Mother of Perpetual Sorrow, I am a terrible sinful person, I know i deserve to burn for stealing my neighbor's garden gnome, Please Forgive Me!"

Methodist Prayer-"Well, Let's see here, I sinned pretty bad so how about we just forget about it and star off new."

Episcopal Prayer-"Oh yeah, I'm sorry i passed out on the street after winning the tequila contest. Also, I think I should add a MY BAD for punching George in my drunken rage but George was annoying the hell out of me"

by Jadali April 26, 2008

christian

Someone with meaning in their lives. Someone who can feel God's presence, and know without proof that he exists everywhere. Someone who realizes that Evolution is just a theory, and has many more flaws than Christianity. Someone who knows that God sent his son to die for his creations, and yet those creations torment and refuse to beleive he even exists, and takes no pleasure in sending his people to hell. To those who say Christians are stupid, realize that real christians will help everyone they can, and be willign to give up all they have. A christian is somebody who realizes that a little faith can go a long way. Someone who fears God so they don't have to fear anything in life. a complete person. A Christian embodies love. A person who does not hate, no matter what.

Homeless person: sir, do you have any money to spare
Christian: No.. you need not money, you need food. Here, follow me to the nearest restaurant and buy whatever you like, on me.

by Dave prot January 2, 2008

Christians

So called "followers" of Christianity who, despite their claims that all muslims are terrorists, always steer clear of the fact that they killed thousands of them in the crusades.

So all muslims are terrorists huh? But what about Christians slaughtering thousands of Muslims in the Crusades, and abusing minorities everyday?

by sjbay900 February 4, 2012

that's christian

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.

That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.

by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015

Christian

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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)

by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018

Christian

A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday

Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple

by Blurb37 February 23, 2019