cheese

lubricant when melted

heat up that cheese i want to have some fun
melt that cheese and get me a sock

by schocher March 25, 2003

cheese

A type of meat, as declared by Tommy in The Mighty Boosh.

Cheese is a type of meat,
Tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
I try to be discrete.

by philnash December 11, 2008

cheese

A hybrid strain of cannabis sativa renound for its strength in smell and intoxication.
1st cultivated by The Exodus Collective.

a) "Excuse me Mr Dope Dealer may I buy some cheese."
b) "I smoked some great cheese last night"

by B4MBI July 24, 2008

Cheesing

Verb; The act of getting high or "tripping" off of a feline's urine and or liqude substance used to mark territories.
(See South Park)

Kenny went on a super insane cheesing trip after Cartman held down his kitty and made it spray in his face.

by Tower53 March 26, 2008

cheesing

Huffing concentrated male cat urine to get high

"Holy crap, Kenny is cheesing balls right now!"

by ast05002 March 26, 2008

cheesing

Getting high off of cat urine.

After the cat pissed in his face, he was totally cheesing and he ran around town naked.

by blahhhhhhhh ainsley March 26, 2008

to cheese

To cheese someone is to place cheese on this person's head or in this person's hair. Any kind of cheese can be used for cheesing, though there is a venerable tradition of using warm, partly melted swiss or provolone.

Fuckabout 1: Go on, you have to cheese him soon!

Fuckabout 2: .... OK. <puts cheese in man's hair>

Man from Kent: You are a FUCKING DISGRACE!

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Fuckabouts 1&2: Have you seen someone who could use this food? We cheesed some high-strung geezer earlier and now we're trying to do something good for someone to make up for it.

Woman: You what?

Fuckabouts 1&2: We put cheese in a man's hair.

Woman: Oh, you cheesed him. You are a couple of fuckabouts -- it's douchy to cheese someone. You've to set your karma right by helping the homeless.

by nb c lo August 14, 2009