Phantom Cell

A sensation that a cell phone is vibrating when it isn't. Experienced by someone who is used to carrying around a cell phone in a pocket or close the their body. This phenomenon can occur even if the person doesn't have the cell phone. Similar to phantom limb syndrome.

Whoa, I could have sworn my cellie was vibrating. But when I went to get it out of my pocket, it wasn't even there. I guess I just had a phantom cell experience.

by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008

Gayla's Cell Phone

A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.

by richurd September 23, 2008

cellar dweller

A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a basement dweller.

Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller - no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.

by lovebug11768 July 16, 2006

cell

Mobile Telicommunication Device

Hey Bernie, is that a cell?

by tom logan February 13, 2008

Cell Warrior

Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell room door opening. When behind large locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but wil often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental sell block release.

Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?

Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"

by 1302 July 20, 2008

Cell phone

A portable phone designed for communicating wirelessly through the use of towers called "cells" hence the name "cell phone". Originally very expensive to buy and call on and fairly bulky, are now in some cases free and very small. As they've gotten smaller, more features have been incorperated like silent mode (vibrate or no ring) and other features like MP3 capability, ring tone, camera, color screen and some more features found in more advanced cell phones called "smartphones" with PDA like functions. Can also be used as "pleasure device" for women too cheap to purchase a vibrator...

"Dude I got this sick camera phone the other day!" -Other Dude "Dude your a cheapass for getting only a cameraphone! I got a smartphone a week ago and it's got 18231371 more features than yours does!
OR
"Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good."
-becky "Like totally girl friend! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"

by Philippine mango August 7, 2005

Cell

A person with immense omounts of cellulite. A term used for overweight males and females.

A fat man walked across the street and I yelled, CELL!!!!
The cell ate my homework

by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008