Seattle Spin Cycle

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.

You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.

by s.163 February 13, 2019

Depravity Cycle

An addictive Cycle of things you heavily regret, (usually porn related)

God damnit I think Kim Wexler’s feet are up next on my Depravity Cycle.

by Bombsgamer2221 September 14, 2023

Peak cycle

Adjective: the time during a steroid cycle when the user has the highest doses and typically the highest measurable testosterone levels. This is usally when the greatest growth occurs, and also the peak in athletic performance capability.

Render nems: Dude look at that mass monster, he must be at peak cylce look how massive her glutes are.

Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.

by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022

Dopamine-cycling

Moving through a series of pleasurable but meaningless activities, usually in avoidance of a task or a difficult feeling.

“The whole day I was switching between TikTok, fast food, video games and masturbation. I spent every waking hour dopamine-cycling.”

by Doughbird March 1, 2023

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022

Stander cycle

Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.

I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.

by ho-pedder September 6, 2023

China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.

My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!

by Got Hard July 16, 2020