Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot

i hate brandon

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝

"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"

by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018

Brandon

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂

Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn

by Destini789 December 23, 2019

Brandon

gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.

oh shit it's brandon

by The Master's Academy December 6, 2017

Brandon

I got two words for you.. Dragon Weasel.

Look at Brandon! What a dragon weasel.

by Brandon Avila May 24, 2016

Brandon

a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously

Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"

by Jt425 July 18, 2009