bonered up

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

by Mike O December 7, 2005

poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.

John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.

by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012

Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.

Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.

by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009

boner cavity

The natural fold in jeans near the crotch which helps guys conceal their boner.

Dude, I am glad my boner cavity was so roomy yesterday during band practice.

by slumdogmultithousandaire January 19, 2015

success boner

An erection that occurs as a result of achieving some personal or professional successes.

Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.

by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012

Testosterone Boner

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.

"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."

by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010

Politics Boner

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.

Man, Bill Clinton gives me a politics boner.

by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012