beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome

by Daman4836 January 14, 2023

Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job

Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets

by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023