Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Barience

A word to say one is currently out and unavailable, but may become available later.

-Wanna game?
-Barience
-Aaaah ok gotcha

by I’m not Kiki June 4, 2025

BAIRRE

A Future King of the World, if he wants to be.

Father: People play games with you in America.
Mother: Facts
Father: I just Bairre to know the game and not have to play it. Ever.

by HeartofX August 18, 2025

Baright

For lads who like it up the shit bix

‘Fuck me harder’… ‘baright’

by Oioi692003 August 18, 2025

bairy halls

used whenever you want to stress someone out

hey bro you have two fat plump juicy delectable bairy halls

by gaymanhittingyouballstotheball September 12, 2025

Barik

Barik.Best homie ever..10/10 good person..kind hearted

Damn is that Barik?? I wish I could be a Barik

by shirakira September 27, 2025