6 august

Its the day the gods were born. This person probably is the popular girl in school who likes avocados and coffee

6 august is one of the best day to be born in as a female

by The fucking person January 27, 2021

August 11th

Kink shame your friends day!

Ted: I really like to pee when I make out tbh
Frank: You're fucking disgusting.
Ted: That's not very progressive of you, Frank.
Frank: But it's August 11th, Kink shaming day.

by BlizzBallz November 15, 2021

August 5th

August fifth is a birthday of a person who is the baddest b*tch ever to exist. They are always the hottest in the room and everyone loves them. If you were born on august 5th you are a Leo which immediately makes you perfect in every way, shape and form.

Tyler: “ya, she said she was born in August 5th, she’s definitely a keeper.”
Chad: “damn, you’re so lucky.”

by Strawb3rryFrog April 20, 2021

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004

August 3

National Ask out your crush day. Your crush is not gonna say no on this day.

Do you wanna go out on August 3?

by hoodlydaddy August 2, 2021

9 August

The day amazing people are born on. They are capable of anything. If your birthday is on this day you can ask your closest friend to buy you 2 things a year even if it's not your birthday. You can get 2 things on one day or 1 thing on each day. It can be any 2 days.

My birthday is on the 9 August let's go to the shop

by Angrylemon0094 April 11, 2021

August 29th

National slap your friends ass day

“Hey joe did you hear it’s August 29th?” “Hell yeah!”

by Blitz-o August 29, 2021