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Gayer than aids

means that something is really gay, came from people thining only gay people have aids
This thing is gayer than aids
by Kate December 2, 2004
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scooby doo acid

legendary high powered blotter acid. usually found with prints of scooby doo characters on hits, which make taking them even more hilarious. your lucky if you find any of these anymore..
yo, i heard jesus the bum took mad hits of scooby doo acid, and thats why hes like that.

i dont know, my dad told me he used to take that shit back in days, and hes fine
by rickrock May 26, 2008
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Beau-Aids

A tragic and terrible version of the AIDS virus. It causes you to turn into "Beau", a young man from southern California.

Symptoms include: Making poor decisions (mostly purchasing decisions, though it extends to other areas, such as moral and logic), an unhealthy attraction to black men, a strange urge to purchase a motorcycle, going home earlier than everyone else when you are hanging out with friends, eating two slices of pizza at once; done by putting one on top of the other in a rather gross manner, eating quickly in order to 'save time' despite the fact that you have nothing else to do that day, shrinking penis, and finally the growth of a vagina. Also often includes death, but this is usually self-inflicted; Beau-Aids is not fatal in-and-of itself, but the prospect of turning into Beau is often met with such disgust and fear that the victim takes their own life.

Sadly, there is no cure for Beau-Aids. Scientists and doctors work around the clock to find one, but must be careful as they themselves are afraid of catching the horrific disease.

Unlike traditional aids, Beau-Aids is airborne and is contracted by being within 100 feet of a carrier. The most frightening aspect of the disease is that at first glance a carrier can't be identified. Only after being around a carrier for long periods of time can they be identified, more by their seemingly voluntary habits; by this time, it is too late.

The Surgeon General has recently called Beau-Aids "the single most dangerous medical condition of the modern age".
"Well, I'm taking off."

"What? It's only 8:30."

"Gotta get up early tomorrow and go buy sheets with Jaye."

"Shit man, I think you have Beau-Aids."

*gunshot*
by BackFire349 February 12, 2008
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Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS

A blend of various STDs you get from unprotected sex
Jack fucked Jill bareback and got Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS
by Alex Kyzer November 15, 2004
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AIDS bronco

As your fucking a girl doggy style, you lean forward and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS". Then see how long you can hold on as she bucks and tries to get away from you.
ha ha, I gave that bitch the AIDS bronco last night
by Ryan murphey May 9, 2008
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Acid Dragon

A sexual happening, in which you shove your stiff wang so far down a girls throat that she gags and throws up on it, you then retrive your member, and flick the acid back in her face
Twangggg! Damn! Look at that acid dragon! thats gotta sting
by L(dawg) July 3, 2009
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sarcastic acid

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.
"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"
by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008
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