A big greasy ball.
by DeltaCompany January 31, 2022

The worlds nicest boy to ever exist, you will al ways want an Ahmed in your life since he is a nice person Ahmed's are always giving stuff away or donating to poor people. He is always the nicest boyfreind a girl can dream of
Oh did you see Ahmed dances with his girlfriend in the dance ohhhhhhhhh he is so hot, he always getting girls i know like OMG
by Hamada nice October 1, 2019

Ahmed is the name of a crazy boy, awesome, funny and sweet boy, but sometimes acts stupid. He makes a great boyfriend He knows how to bring out a woman's submissive side, The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many but many hate him and he doesn’t gaf about it, yet love’s only one other more than his own life, But his hard to impress.An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other He has a few Machiavellian traits about him lol. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have, and you can trust him with your whole life, but he will never ever trust you. He’s self reliant person Realest nigga in da cut always backin beef and respecting the bros never opped or snaked no bros in his life and will always be a nigga u want by your side, until you cross a line. He can easily see through lies and fakery very quickly just don’t try telling me fake stories
by Realestniqqa122 November 21, 2021

someone i love very very much. he’s super funny and is always very kind to me. he is the best boyfriend ever. peace out
by slayyyqueeeeen123 February 4, 2025

Ahmed meaning rich nigga in any hood you don't wanna mess with Ahmed he could easily make you dead Ahmed a nigga whos good at games and a rich nigga this dude has 90 girls fucked all them no babies
by facts_no_cap_ February 22, 2021

An Awesome, intelligent, cute, chill, humorous, athletic, most muscular and the tallest. He is definitely a sigma male and everyone wants to be him
Mariam: Look at that cute guy over there!!!
Fatima: definitely an Ahmed
Rashid: This guy is pretty good at sports!
Muhannad: Hes pretty humorous as well!
Rashid: He must be an Ahmed.
Fatima: definitely an Ahmed
Rashid: This guy is pretty good at sports!
Muhannad: Hes pretty humorous as well!
Rashid: He must be an Ahmed.
by tHe_beasT901 November 20, 2021

Ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality. More specifically, a man that is into a man.
by sambuch June 10, 2025
