(Noun); Someone who is basic, plain or boring
Lauren is such a Hamburger man! She never does anything exciting!
by Foam_Flipflops39 September 18, 2020
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A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
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When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude
by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021
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Hello guys welcome to Jon hamburger gaming, today we will be gaming, valorant is the game of choice today, a team vs team class battle game.
Bro have you seen that new Jon hamburger video!?
by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022
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Hamburger Hopped (Got ass fucked)
Damn! Pa really hamburger hopped Bob on that job!
by MGD 1 March 3, 2023
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A hospital that is notorious for causing patients to die.
John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!
by Woidsmeeth September 1, 2021
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