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by king von slider December 14, 2023
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Get the Vonmug. The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
Get the Von Schlieffen Planmug. He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024
Get the Baron Von Steubenmug. An inept or unaware person.
by Emogenome August 15, 2019
Get the Flighty Von Dipshitmug. 