shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

tail shagging

Someone is all ways up your ass

Dude stop tail shagging me it's annoying

by Weren1x October 27, 2023

Shag doom

When you use someone for a shag a couple times

Betty: so this meant nothing to you, i feel so used
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch

by U what hoe February 27, 2018

Horton shag

Putting between 1-3 Tim Horton donuts on your cock before penetrating a woman's vagina

I gave my girlfriend the Horton shag last night.

by donut fucker January 28, 2016

Shag Swag

A non-descript token gift given by an important person (or self-important a-hole) to another in recognition of sexual favor and or time spent together.

Didjya hear Derek Jeter gave out shag swag to his one-night stands?

by keyline October 21, 2014

get shagged

Telling someone to go away. Calling someone out on a lie.

'Paul didn't text me back so he can get shagged'. ''Look at her being dramatic she can get shagged'

by @kylie221992 June 3, 2017

Shag nook

The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.

Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019