waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

Foot Fummies

Fum in between the toes of one’s foot

Wow! I can’t believe I got Foot Fummies again!

by onefummieboi August 15, 2018

Foot to Dome

pretty straight forward. taking a foot - to the dome.
Also FTD'd

also used to describe a gnar hang over.

Man, i can't stand jenna right now
-foot to dome the bitch.

I feel like i got FTD'd last night.

by fuckinsmokinmm October 18, 2008

cyber foot

A video chatting measure of distance where the images of the persons concerned are separated by a foot of real space.

C'mon babe, we're just a cyber foot away, you can show me.

by hyde12 April 25, 2011

Foot Ox

The literal best folk band on earth. It's on Spotify now, stream Angel Eyes And Basketballs! However, the group isn't that active. The last trace I found of the group was in 2019.

Dude, I think Teague Cullen from Foot Ox is dead!

by Stream Foot Ox On Spotify <3 May 4, 2020

foot phone

Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated

How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.

by PhoneOperator January 6, 2014

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015