curved tv

A ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper HDTV. A technology fad which companies do just because they can.

This type of TV is for people who have too much money and/or have no life.

Kid to parent: Whatcha doin'?
Parent: buying this new innoative technology called "curved TV".
Kid: OH NO!

by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016

Me-TV

The television channel that your old ass grandparents watch every single night.

My grandma was watching Me-TV again last night.

by Othy, Him October 29, 2022

TV church

preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.

J: "Did you go to church this morning"

K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."

by K2theTruth December 7, 2011

tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.

"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".

by She-who-never-gets-the-remote June 14, 2011

chicken tv

A microwave oven.

Last night Sipho watched the chicken TV cook his meal.

by Marcellus Wallace 69 May 12, 2022

zappy tv

Zappy tv is a romainian YouTube who makes funny videos for his People and he gets sponsored from a site named g2a.

Zappy tv fan:yo have you seen his New video named Ciucaș simulator?
Yeah bro thats was good Iaughed my ass off

by Goofyahhuncle69 June 26, 2022

[epicness tv]

epicness tv is a Canadian YouTube channel/subscription. Yes, that's me. I make animations, logos and TV shows.

Person 1: Hey! Let's watch some epicness tv!
Person 2: Isn't the logo just like adult swim?
Person 1: Erm... yes. But it isn't for adults.

by epicnesstelevision October 11, 2021