Montgomery Gator

Montgomery, a savage alligator. breaks literally FUCKING everything.

Montgomery Gator is so fucking destructive

by JustMeBro August 6, 2024

Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position

Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night

by S366sxe March 20, 2023

Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.

by WiseCookie September 13, 2020

gator gobble

Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.

I gator gobbled that fatbox faster then you....pay up!

by Gobble420 March 29, 2017

Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.

“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans

by Florida gators January 13, 2020

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.

I’m gonna gator blast her so hard when I get to Atlanta.

by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.

I’m gonna gator blast the fuck out of her when I see her in Atlanta.

by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022