REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze June 27, 2016

Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11

Please help me I was in a chocolate cake

by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019

Show Cake

1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.

“Gabe I need a show cake for my birthday.”

by Dr. Snrub May 15, 2022

Community cake

When the campus slut has a fat ass.

Yooo that girl is so thicc, I heared that she slept with half the people on campus. I could also go for some community cake myself.

by Naty_boy April 1, 2020

Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.

That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.

by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018