SHORT ME DOWN

TO ASK SOMEONE TO SHORTEN THE LENGTH OF A CIGARETTE BY SMOKIN HALF OF IT AND THEN GIVING IT TO YOU.

ORIGINATED- WHERE ELSE- THAT DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!

-WHEN YOU LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE Y DON'T U C'MON AN SHORT ME DOWN FAM?

-MAN QUIT BUMMIN.. SQUARES IS EXSPENSIVE THESE DAYS!

-OR-

-YOU GONNA SHORT ME DOWN?

- YOU KNO I GOT U KIDD

by J-HO 1984 August 13, 2009

Do Me Good

the act of doing a bro good. Hooking up a bro with a girl would be doing him good. The act of showing appreciation toward your bud. Slang term used when excited by the coolest of the cool.

Bro you want some beer" "Yes, Do Me Good

by Big Daw J January 7, 2011

om nashi me

I love you forever

or

Oh Infinite darkness

Jade: "Om nashi me"

Alexander "I'll love you forever too"

by Cassie11 December 31, 2011

Jimmy told me

Without merit. Words preceding a falsehood or flagrant exaggeration.

Adhering to the character of the teller, statements beginning with "Jimmy told me" can be assumed to be fallacious and self-serving.

P: But "Jimmy told me" that: Martians are real, Liverpool won, his penis isn't tiny.

S: How did you start that sentence?

P: Jimmy told me.....shit man!

by frenchpaul December 12, 2010

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 19, 2010

Flex me a euro

Give me some money.

Used the same context as "Bust me a pound star" or "twist me a dracmar" when you are standing on the corner of the street or outside macdonalds. As in when you don't have any but need to get some quick to get some spray more get more from the shop. "Oi man come now come now, flex me a euro innit?"

by Jason Lee Webster June 1, 2006

Gobble me off

To give a blow job

Come here bitch and gobble me off!

by apathy2153 January 29, 2009