REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015

Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.

Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.

by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Queer cake

A cake made or bought for coming out as queer.

The queer cake was put in the fridge for eating later.

by Macshift September 22, 2021

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

Cake

A pen with weed for getting high.
Commonly used exuses when cought are saying it's a nic.

friend: let get your cake.
person: Sure just don't blinker that shit.

by Papanonon2 February 11, 2022