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paragraph bomb 

noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.
Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?

Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
paragraph bomb by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009
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face-bomb 

Act of posting vulgar, profane, or other offensive material in a comment, post, or response on Facebook.
Steve: Wow, that comment was really off-color.
Greg: Yeah, not cool of him to face-bomb her status like that.
face-bomb by Adreniline February 8, 2010

Crotch Bomb 

Child, offspring, rugrat, demon seed, etc.
"Man, she's drunk - where's her kid at?"

"She left her little crotch bomb at her mothers house so she could go out, get drunk and pull a train on those guys who were in town for the NASCAR race."

"Noice."
Crotch Bomb by Bob Bobaroonie March 26, 2010

TIME BOMB TEXT 

Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.
I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.
TIME BOMB TEXT by DEL415 September 25, 2010

Tuna Bomb 

A alternate to the popularised terms "Queef" "Fanny Fart" and "Beef Burp"
I'm not going anywere near that emily girl, I heard she's has major tuna bomb issues
Tuna Bomb by The Westerman January 16, 2011

fudge-bomb 

A massive poo that you take that looks like smooth chocolate fudge and it drops like a bomb with a splash-back.

Another name for faeces, poo, turd etc
Oh damn i took a massive fudge-bomb in the toilet!
fudge-bomb by knort November 15, 2011

cherry bomb 

The action of taking a woman's virginity while she is on her period. Popping her cherry, while she is already bleeding.
Jason pulled a total CHERRY BOMB on his girlfriend last night. There was blood every where.
cherry bomb by white_wabbit May 5, 2015