Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.

Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!

by ouaus August 21, 2018

Wet Wrigley

An over the pants blowjob, made famous for their popularity in Chicago’s Wrigleyville neighborhood.

She was shy to take of his pants and actually sleep with him, so she pleasured him over his pants by giving him a wet wrigley instead

by Jaywonified April 5, 2025

Wet bush

Slang term for broccoli

“Mmmh that wet bush was good!”

by Coochiecooter September 1, 2019

Wet

Something that’s new, profound, or cool. Often used in a reactionary way to hearing something else.

“Did you hear about aquaman?”
“Yeah that movie is wet”

by Calsla January 4, 2019

mrs fatty wet pussy

mrs fatty wet pussy is self explanatory it describes a person with a huge fat kattt!!!

damn she bhad that’s mrs fatty wet pussy right there

by mrsfattywettt November 21, 2023

Wet Train

It's like the titanic, but wet.

That man is such a wet Train.

by homiegeorgeman September 3, 2021