shit and run

While the shit and run has always referred to taking a shit in an inappropriate place (usually as a joke) and then high-tailing out of the location, the newest iteration involves taking a shit in a girl's house after you have had a one night stand with her and then leaving the house immediately (flushing the toilet is optional).

Jack: Dude, where were you last night?

Mark: Met a girl at the bar but she was so fucking annoying I had to pull a shit and run.

Jack: Did you flush?

Mark: Hell no!

by Nair December 21, 2010

champagne-shit

v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.

Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"

Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."

by BananaChem August 21, 2010

Shit Frills

The tingle feeling you get after taking a shit that gives you goosebumps.

1. Dude I just took a giant dump

2. Did you have Shit Frills?

1. Oh Yeah, lots of goosebumps!

by Shit On A11 May 10, 2010

Shit slicer

alternate definition of posterior.

Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.

by Jimbojones13 September 16, 2008

knocked in the shit

Simply means beating someone up. Apparently only used in Florida.

"Gimme my fucking money before you get knocked in the shit!"

"You got knocked in your shit! Ha ha!"

by AZZ-KIKR December 28, 2006

shit's weak!

When somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can't even believe it.

Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!

Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!

by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007

shit in a bitch

(shit-in-a-bich). Next level in the expletive series of shit. Generally used to express disdain for a person, object or event. Can also be used as a empathetic term or as a term of community (see examples)

I totally forgot that was due today. Shit in a bitch!

-or-

Shit in a bitch. that sucks.

-or-

a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!

by Alan Ada January 7, 2009