Testicle(s)

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Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”

1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”

by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021

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Zard(s)

Short for Wizard, a Zard is just an all around badass from west warwick, whether you play on the football team, basketball team, or really any extracurricular thing. If you're a Zard you get overhyped about pep rallies, go way too far with prank wars, and most of all, hate the Oakers (what the fuck is an Oaker anyway??)

person 1: Man I can't wait for the Thanksgiving game, fuck the oakers!

Zard 2: Yeah! Go Zards!

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by nickymedlen November 20, 2018

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