mitt the shit

A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.

Mitt the shit

by yoopertj March 14, 2014

shit flaps

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

by andy pickles February 22, 2009

shit in a bitch

(shit-in-a-bich). Next level in the expletive series of shit. Generally used to express disdain for a person, object or event. Can also be used as a empathetic term or as a term of community (see examples)

I totally forgot that was due today. Shit in a bitch!

-or-

Shit in a bitch. that sucks.

-or-

a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!

by Alan Ada January 7, 2009

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

Shit Bank

Those times when your in a house full of lazy rejects who refuse to flush your toilet. Then, you walk to go to the bathroom and your toilet is full to the lid with the pissed on turds of multiple human beings.

"Dude, I only wanted to take a shit, but your toilets a damn shit bank!"

"What..? God damnit..."

(2nd guy facepalms)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

shit cheese

Shit cheese is a fun name to call someone! Similar to dick head or ass hole but not as derogatory!

Hey Shit Cheese quit fuckin around and get back to work! :)

by Murphy79 May 5, 2014