National bong cleaning day

On November 11th is national bong cleaning day.

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course”

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”

by SophKail October 13, 2021

National post the opps day

FUCK THE OPPS

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

National athletic manager month

National athletic manager month Take a chance to say thanks to your athletic managers

Don’t forget to get them something special For national athletic manager month

by National dictionary 101 October 18, 2021

National Bully Trent Day

October 30th, a national holiday where everyone gets together to bully trent because he’s trent

-“did you hear it’s national bully trent day?”

-“yeah man, fuck that guy”

by nbd7474 October 29, 2021

National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

National No Snitch September the 8th

Boys and girls its time NO Snitching if you snitch on this day you a wimp .
Are you really as much as a snitch they call you?
No Snitching

National No Snitch September the 8th

by No snitching September 7, 2021

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021