Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.

by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023

Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.

Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.

by fxlesaint December 2, 2019

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Truman's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison or reference involving Donald Trump grows more and more likely.

Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.

Truman's law says that it is inevitable Trump's name will be mentioned if a meeting goes longer than 90 minutes, no matter the topic of the meeting.

by DrKarlynB April 18, 2021

co-1C2R-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.

My co-1C2R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.

Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.

by ZlNO September 17, 2023