Jack Murphy

An absolute dickhead, bullys kids with tourettes and hands out detentions when he feels bullied.

e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"

fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"

fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND September 15, 2021

jack grow

the man that has the biggest dick and is the sexiest man alive his cum tastes like apples and bannas.

have you seen Jack grow yet his dick is bigger than a giant and the cum is very good

by jack's slave July 14, 2019

E Jack

Short for ejacualtion
A funny name to call someone with the intials EJ.

Hey E Jack come make me a sandwhich.

by Bro000 March 3, 2009

cracker jack

the one and only best damn rapper from kentucky who’s been ab to drop this album “just a kid from kentucky” for like 3 damn years but he’s goated n shit stream 606 Flow

i coulda sworn i busted a nut listening to cracker jacks new music

by DropTheFuckinAlbum February 23, 2021

Jack Mullen

A cutie pie, should be respected, have nice ass

Man1: hey man did you see Jack Mullen?
Man2: Yeah I know, he dummy thick.

by FuckingLookinggood January 11, 2020

Nolan of the Jack

The biggest insult ever. Used to describe someone who's utter wankerness and prickishness cannot possibly be put into words, therefore they are a Nolan of the Jack.

Jack Nolan's such a Nolan of the Jack.

by NotAGingerKid March 2, 2011

Jack Oliver

Cunt

Jack oliver is a massive cunt

by PauliePhoenix November 18, 2019