n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.
by William Lee January 22, 2004
Get the Shits and Johnsons mug.(shit-in-a-bich). Next level in the expletive series of shit. Generally used to express disdain for a person, object or event. Can also be used as a empathetic term or as a term of community (see examples)
I totally forgot that was due today. Shit in a bitch!
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Shit in a bitch. that sucks.
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a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!
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Shit in a bitch. that sucks.
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a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!
by Alan Ada January 7, 2009
Get the shit in a bitch mug.A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.
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Get the happy shit mug.v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.
Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
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Get the Shit slicer mug.the act in where you are pooping a really hard load and it tears your anal cavity apart and immerses pain to your anus.
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Get the hardcore shit mug.When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?
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