high school failure

Someone who never shows up to class and misses a ton of assignments in highschools

Wow Dalton you never show up to school so you must be a ... High school Failure

by ITSYABOI666 September 26, 2017

Mental High Five

In order to save muscular movement and energy, a mental high-five may be performed. To successfully complete a mental high-five, one must count from 3 to 1, then tilt ones head forward slightly (like a head bow) and blink at the same time. Mental high-fives can be performed one to one, or one to a group, which can be incredibly handy when one wishes to high-five everyone in a large group. The saved energy from not having to use your arm can then be used for other more important activities, like sleeping, or playing computer games.

"Dude, that was awesome! Mental high five! 3. 2. 1. Go!"
*Nod and blink*

by mysterio32 September 21, 2011

Oviedo High School

A chill ass school with some chill ass people. Some people there are dicks but you can just fight em in the building 13 bathroom.

Guy: Damn, the Oviedo High School football team beat hagerty for the 258275th year in a row!
Guy 2: Them Oviedo Jhits crazy!
Guy 3: Yeah that's a chill ass school!

by Unknownㅤㅤ October 20, 2021

High School Loser

The guy in High School who graduates high school as the kid who everyone though was either,

A. was going to kill everyone in the school so they made him an outcast.

B. Payed attention in class and got pissed when kids wasted time and disrespected the teachers.

C. Or was the kid everyone beat up or made fun of because he stuck out like a white kid in River Rouge

And in all three cases this person will not even grace the ass holes he went to school with by attending the reunion because guaranteed he has better things to do.

A. Don't fuck with him hes the "High School Loser" and he might kill you...

B. Why is it Im called a "High School loser" because I actually care about learning so that I can pass that test?!

C. I'm the "I'm The High School Loser only because I'm in NHS, and Student council, and Chess Club.

by Atlas Flyer March 30, 2009

High School Sex

The sex you want, you ain't gettin. The sex you gettin you don't want.

That's high school sex for you bro.

by Chiilinbrah August 13, 2010

Miramonte High School

A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.

A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.

Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.

Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?

Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.

by md4eva November 30, 2009

marquette high school

a school full of rich kids who want to be "from the streets" and can manage to make playing basketball seem harder than getting into La Lumiere... which none of them can do.

"You go to marquette high school?!"

"Yeah, I love it! We're so diverse! We have rich white girls, public school dropouts, tons of Gucci belts, and plenty of STDs."

by Just_an_average_joy December 8, 2016