Tits on a House

Very cool, awesome, great, outstanding, etc.

"Yo you wanna go get some tacos?"

"Tacos?! Yo, those are tits on a house my dude!"

by TheGeekyC January 25, 2017

a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager being kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

by Sexydimma February 10, 2017

Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House

Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.

by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

tlh the laundry house

TLH - the laundry house in India presents the laundry and dry cleaning service that assures a 100% transparency in the way your clothes are cleaned.

tlh the laundry house

by s-india September 27, 2017

wes's house

A house where all the meth heads go to hang out and stay up for days at a time stealing shit from eachother and helping one another look for said stolen items

Let's go to Wes's house and get methed out.

by Big E from the lobby November 26, 2017

like a house of cards

a dumbass phrase that only girls named maddie use

IM SWEATING LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS!!

by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018