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Cake

by Thedaddyofdaddys January 31, 2020
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chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024
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Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
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Cake

Verb: to display excessive entitlement, a distinctive feature of the glamorous citizens of Edina, Minnesota.
That Edina chick was totally caking when she asked for a new Lexus for her 16th birthday.

Did you see that dude cake me? He wanted me to give him a ride down to the mall .. and I wasn't even going there.
by Curt Reply October 13, 2012
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Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole
God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”
by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022
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cake on the phone

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone
About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phonewith you 😂
by ClapCheeks October 1, 2022
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cake

by ghosts_are_real May 30, 2018
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