hot wet sack

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.

The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.

by tastty February 14, 2021

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

letting out a wet one

the act of pissing or letting out liquid in excitement or fear

oh boy is that dog letting out a wet one
-me 2022

by basic0rat February 11, 2025

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020

de wet

De Wet is the Irish's answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. With his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things Pokemon, a De Wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of Jamaican Bobsled team-members. If you ever come accross a De Wet, be sure to catch em!

Person 1: "Sally, I met a De Wet last night... I was chasing a rare Pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye"

Person 2: "Well I hope you caught him too!"

by BlackRose512 March 9, 2017

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022