two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

by inwoodslim February 22, 2022

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’

Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.

by Chalga database July 30, 2022

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 27, 2025

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

by Little England April 2, 2017