Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

piss poop piss

Haha funny fart pis no boobies, pissing rn poop piss haha fart poop.

I love to piss poop piss
me too

by isooc March 28, 2022

After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

Batman pooping snakes

BATMAN POOPING SNAKES

BATMAN POOPING SNAKES

by Muppy salamander March 23, 2022

Just took a poop

Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.

Markus: *takes a poop*

Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"

by Goattedburdie November 13, 2019

poop balls fortnite

An amazing viewed from discord

Hey bro, have you seen poop balls fortnite on discord yet?

by KingCrabCrazy November 14, 2021

Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.

My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021