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Throwing up 2’s

Throwing up 2’s means your submissive to women
Look! Michael is throwing up 2’s, He likes getting pegged!
by KIMMISTARR October 18, 2022
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Eddie Keane Part 2

Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?
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Eddie Keane Part 2

Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”

People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!

Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!

Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!

He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.

“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.

Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
Eddie Keane part 2, what song you gonna sing us next sun shine?
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2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.
He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.
by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021
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The Kimberdek Song Part 2

They told me that they are mad at me and they hated the books that we sold! Then they told me that they were so happy that they were now so happily married (oh wow the couple's coming now) they told me that they'd voice war on me, now they're not mad at me. They took back their words! It's like they're here now(Kimberly and Derek)Hey you, we want to thank you for everything you've done! it's like they're here now! That kimberdek. This is all about Kimberdek. Everybody should know about Kimberdek. Tell the truth, the truth about Kimberdek! Hey everybody, the couple is here! TIME FOR DINNER. It was Kimberly's wedding(it was her wedding) she was getting ready and there were tons of clouds in the sky(lots of clouds in the sky)Derek walks in with a charming grin SUNSHINE(Kimberly says)are we getting married or not? (oh wow the couples coming now) hand in hand they walked outside(Derek says) Kimberly you're the most beautiful bride! everybody gathered at their side! such a joyous day but anyway. We must talk about Kimberdek! THIS IS THE RISE OF KIMBERDEK! LOTS OF WORDS ABOUT KIMBERDEK! WE MUST TALK ABOUT KIMBERDEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️😘😍🥰💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Finally! The Kimberdek Song Part 2 came out!

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 13, 2022
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The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2

The owner of the cafe in cytus 2 is a person who gives free drinks to a furry who is involved in internet terrorism and is keeping a singer hostage. Dont look that up in google
Person 1: Hey, is that The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2?
Person 2:Yeah, and he is with Neko
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safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.
by S2DM July 19, 2021
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