A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

two-kicker

That one-hitter pipe with a bigger than average bowl.

Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.

Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks

by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022

Two Tabber

A person who embodies the two-tabbed mindset. Someone too basic, too slow, or too limited to process more than two options, thoughts, or windows at a time. Often used as a direct insult in gamer/streamer banter.

“Don’t ask him, he’s a Two Tabber—can’t keep up with the strat."
“Classic Two Tabber energy: gets confused at a tutorial.”
“You’re telling me you only have two tabs open? What a Two Tabber.”

by Hybrix September 15, 2025

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024