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hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
by gozainagi January 26, 2012
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Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.
I just gave that girl a belgian waffle house.
by Big dick dave August 30, 2013
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alamo open house

It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
by wuce brayne January 8, 2014
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enter the house

When the penis goes into the butthole or anus
Man dude, last night I went to enter the house and she was like, GTFO!
by Chainz in da Building August 9, 2015
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smoke down the house

Smoking copious amounts of methamphetamine to where a cloud of smoke remains
by HerediaT September 7, 2016
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yianni's house

A Greek trap house, where the bitches are fugly and the pepperoni is unlimited.
There's a party at Yianni's house.
by Bigbootybae123 September 6, 2016
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car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
by darkfeone July 31, 2016
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