Jesus Christ mc God

Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.

by 8zee8 April 21, 2008

God Damn Millennial

A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.

"Which is your favorite Shrek movie?"
"What's Shrek?"
"You god damn millennial!"

by C137 January 2, 2018

oh god oh fuck

The thoughts of every marginalized individual when they look at a person and they're wearing Trump 2020 memorabilia.

Commonly used in situations where something either inconvenient or catastrophic is about to happen, and in joking.

Brown person: Hey, can I pet your dog?

Trump supporter: (turns around) Sure!

Brown person: oh god oh fuck

by Questionable Doctor December 13, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

re-god-damn-tarded

When something or someone goes beyond being retarded.

"Like, did you just hear what Adam said?"

"Yeah, that kid is so re-god-damn-tarded!"

by Katlyn P June 13, 2007

Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

good morning god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).

Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018