The Blouse Effect

When a overweight male or woman wears an untucked oversized shirt. Occurs when the shirt hangs over the belly due to beer or in a rare occasion, cookies.

The opposite of the dun-lop effect which is when one's belly dun-lops over their belt.This can also be interpreted as being linked to the tire brand name "dunlop," as in rare occasions, the fat creates a tire-like illusion around the middle.

Look at the blouse effect on the grumpy man who eats too many cookies, sugar free of course.

by Jeffsk December 26, 2008

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the connex effect

n: what you experience when you travel in Melbourne's public transport rail system. Delayed trains, dirty seats, violent ticket inspectors, passengers squashed in like sardines.

If in a crowded train and another passenger falls on you the violent movements of the carraige. Do not let them apologise; blame the connex effect!

by LukeyB December 24, 2007

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The McLachlan Effect

The act of replacing pleasant and/or nostalgic memories with horrors. An audio or visual that is so effective it cancels out old memories with new ones that are forever seared in your mind and instantly call up bad feelings like sexual disturbance, shame, angst, hatred of humankind, or general ickyness.

"I can never listen to "Surfacing" again without thinking of one-eyed puppies due to The Mclachlan Effect."

"I can't let my niece watch the Muppets anymore since Kermit creeped me out with his reaction to "2 Girls 1 Cup".

by The Old Lady February 25, 2009

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muffin effect

when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin

Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick

by hahaha me December 18, 2008

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bitch effect

when girls call other girls ugly, fat, etc. just because a guy complimented that other girl (i.e. - she's jealous)

GUY: Dude, that Catholic school girl is so hot... all i wanna do is get her in bed

GIRL: No, she's so ugly...

GUY: BITCH EFFECT!!!

by v8juice December 29, 2008

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Breeds Effect

Unable to eat in underground restaurants due to Dr. G. Breeds' published theories about the propensity for insect infestations in those eating establishments...

I am unable to eat at the Mall Food Court due to the Breeds Effect; it is underground, and I read Dr. Breeds' article about the cockroach living preferences...

by SurfaceFeeder February 6, 2013

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